The new Jay-Z song, "I Know" is sick as hell. I was really afraid that The Neptunes would never produce anything good again, but they proved me wrong! And of course there is (at least) one line in every Jay-Z song that makes you wonder how he could be so ill and in this song it's:
"And your heart no longer pledge allegiance to me/
Damn, I'm missing the days when you needed the D."
LOL.
But I'm sure you guys have heard the song, so here's the video. The clip stars Zoe Kravitz, daughter of Lenny and Denise Huxtable...er...Lisa Bonet.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
"Flashing Lights" Take 3!
The Other Other Kanye West "Flashing Lights" video has been released! Kanye says this will be the last one.
Fuck the what?!
Fuck the what?!
New Reality Show Lineup
OMDB (that's "Over My Dead Body") would I watch some of the reality shows out right now (for instance, "Denise Richards: It's Complicated"). I'm not hoping for anything amazing, but a program of at least "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" status would suffice. Luckily, networks are still pumping out new reality shows and have announced a number of new ones for the fall lineup. Here's a few of the most talked about series and my predictions of their success.
New York Goes to Hollywood
VH1 has answered my prayers with this spin-off that follows the ultimate diva New York as she tries to make it in Hollywood.
HIT: Some might be sick of New York, but I really can't think of a more hilarious scenario.
Bad Dads
FOX has ordered this show about deadbeat fathers who don't pay child support! The National Child Support Center will make these d-bags miserable until they are forced to help support their kids.
HIT: If this show features as many angry baby mommas as I think it will, then it will rule.
Black Gold
No, unfortunately this show does not have anything to do with bling, grills, or anything of that nature. It's actually about Matthew McConaughey's brother, Rooster McConaughey and his dirty job in the oil industry. This show will be on truTV...whatever that is.
HIT: Granted, this is the first time I've heard of the network it will be on, but let me just put it this way: Rooster's son is named Miller Lyte. This guy must be a cray! Totally should have gone with Natty Ice..
Untitled T.I. Project
This MTV show will follow the hunky MC for several months before he gets thrown in the slammer.
HIT: Though his relevance is dwindling, T.I. is hot so I have hope.
Untitled 50 Cent Project
MTV is also giving a show to this 'tard. The show is apparently be aimed at the helping the community, and the young adult who wins will receive a college scholarship (WTF, I know).
BOMB: Nah, I'm good!
Border Security USA
The ABC show will document--you guessed it--US border security. Perhaps some of “los emos” will be spotted trying to make their escape from the adversity they face across the border.
BOMB: Sounds fuckin' lame.
New York Goes to Hollywood
VH1 has answered my prayers with this spin-off that follows the ultimate diva New York as she tries to make it in Hollywood.
HIT: Some might be sick of New York, but I really can't think of a more hilarious scenario.
Bad Dads
FOX has ordered this show about deadbeat fathers who don't pay child support! The National Child Support Center will make these d-bags miserable until they are forced to help support their kids.
HIT: If this show features as many angry baby mommas as I think it will, then it will rule.
Black Gold
No, unfortunately this show does not have anything to do with bling, grills, or anything of that nature. It's actually about Matthew McConaughey's brother, Rooster McConaughey and his dirty job in the oil industry. This show will be on truTV...whatever that is.
HIT: Granted, this is the first time I've heard of the network it will be on, but let me just put it this way: Rooster's son is named Miller Lyte. This guy must be a cray! Totally should have gone with Natty Ice..
Untitled T.I. Project
This MTV show will follow the hunky MC for several months before he gets thrown in the slammer.
HIT: Though his relevance is dwindling, T.I. is hot so I have hope.
Untitled 50 Cent Project
MTV is also giving a show to this 'tard. The show is apparently be aimed at the helping the community, and the young adult who wins will receive a college scholarship (WTF, I know).
BOMB: Nah, I'm good!
Border Security USA
The ABC show will document--you guessed it--US border security. Perhaps some of “los emos” will be spotted trying to make their escape from the adversity they face across the border.
BOMB: Sounds fuckin' lame.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Radiohead Greatest Hits Album
Radiohead is releasing a "Best of" album on June 3, 2008! Just a few days away. It will be available both digitally and physically and will include album and live tracks. Wonder if they're gonna let me download it for $0.00 like you better believe I did with In Rainbows! Doubt it though.
Punch me in the face if the following songs are not on there:
"Fake Plastic Trees"
"Just"
"Creep"
"Karma Police"
"Paranoid Android"
"Pyramid Song"
"2+2=5"
Make that a cyber punch though because I could be totally wrong. Those Radioheads are tricky fellas and they did decide to call it "Best of: Radiohead," rather than "Greatest Hits." Does that make a difference?
Punch me in the face if the following songs are not on there:
"Fake Plastic Trees"
"Just"
"Creep"
"Karma Police"
"Paranoid Android"
"Pyramid Song"
"2+2=5"
Make that a cyber punch though because I could be totally wrong. Those Radioheads are tricky fellas and they did decide to call it "Best of: Radiohead," rather than "Greatest Hits." Does that make a difference?
It Depends(c)
I was under the impression that Amy Winehouse could pull anything off, but her latest look is pushing it. For what reason could she possibly be wearing an adult diaper? Then again, she's probably small enough to fit into actual baby diapers. In that case, I definitely would have gone with a patterned type. Click the pics to enlarge for further examination.
Hm....
Huh?!?!
Hm....
Huh?!?!
Shia LaBeefcake
Okay. This is getting to be too much for me handle. Have mercy, Shia.
Ahem, reader. I did not give you permission to rub one out to my man.
Ahem, reader. I did not give you permission to rub one out to my man.
Even More Lesbians
Seventh Heaven's Ruthie Camden a.k.a. Mackenzie Rosmond is no longer just the mysteriously black-looking child of an annoying reverend. Now at the age of 18 she is causing a stir with the appearance Miley Cyrus-esque photos of her sucking face with a girl.
Figurez. She's turning out just like her older sister Mary a.k.a. Jessica Beil. I believe this one is from a while ago, but it's still just as priceless.
Figurez. She's turning out just like her older sister Mary a.k.a. Jessica Beil. I believe this one is from a while ago, but it's still just as priceless.
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