So, turns out that hot bitch Princess Chunk is actually a dude! Whatever, I understand the confusion because that thang ain't seen his thang in years. Nah mean?
The forty four pound cat, was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ, where some dumbass apparently thought all cats had external genitalia and christened it Princess Chunk. For those of you who don't know, Camden is about the classiest place on earth besides...well...I wanted to compare it to somewhere really shitty, but Camden is usually the example I would use in such situations. No place can be compared to Camden. It just ain't fair.
Anyhow, feline obesity is something I've been trying to spread awareness about for a while and Princess Chunk is a great thing to exploit for my cause. I will begin now. Feline obesity awareness will be to me what Global Warming awareness is to Al Gore - a way to make people forget that I look like a penguin.
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feline obesity, no one takes it seriously enough these dayz.
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