Fresh Chode of Bel Air?

As you may have heard, Lil Bow Wow a.k.a. Shad Moss (Haha! I know, right?) has decided to retire as a rap artist! After "six successful albums," he is ready to become "the next Will Smith" and concentrate on acting, Bow Weezy told Hollywood Reporter. This is a travesty. The rap game will never be the same again. And who else will be willing to collaborate with Omarion?

It's funny that Bow Wow has expressed his desire to be the next Will since he accused the much more successful artist of being "bubble gum" a few years back, causing Will to own him in the face with box office statistics. What a clown!

Believe it or not Bow Wow has found work and is going to be in the fifth season of "Entourage" and sports drama "Patriots," which also stars Forest Whitaker (bad move, Forest) and homophobic hottie Isaiah Washington.



Roll Bounce 2 anyone? I am so down.