Pharrell Yeah!

Here's a picture of Pharrell sweated to perfection, in case you were afraid you would never be able to become aroused again in a post-Verne Troyer sex tape world.

Hot Combo

Kanye and Marc Jacobs. Posted on his blog. Yeeeeeee.

Amy Possibly Not Wasted at Nelson Mandela Event

Amy Winehouse totally pulled through at the Nelson Mandela tribute! Except for the minor microphone snafu at the beginning, the bitch fuckin' ruled and was not (visibly) under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Remember this day, as a true miracle has ocurred!



Makin' me proud, Amy!

MK on Letterman

OMG I love this bitch. Look at Mary-Kate on David Letterman. Could she be any cooler/hotter? Making fun of Spencer Pratt certainly helped. My only suggstion is that she maybe should have blown a few more lines before she came on. She seemed a bit drowsy.

Nasty!

God on earth. Is Benji Madden trying to look like a penis? The newly shaved head is enough, but getting gripped by Paris Hilton makes him appear even more phallic.

Agyness Deyn and Al Hamm Jr.!

Supermodel Agyness Deyn is dating the fourth most attractive Stroke, Albert Hammond Jr.! Actually, I'm gonna bump him up to number three since Julian has been lookin' rough these days. My ninth grade self would kill me for saying that! The two were spotted in New York riding bikes together--a sure sign that they are getting it on. Also, the hipster scum were seen sucking face on the red carpet at the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Michael Jackson Did NOT Rape Corey Feldman

Childstar turned Adultdouchebag, Corey Feldman revealed on his reality show, The Two Coreys, that he was raped at the age of 14. On the bromance centered show, Feldman yelled at Corey Haime for maintaining a friendship with the rapist even though he knew of the incident.

Obviously, everyone jumped the conclusion that Jacko had raped C.F., but Feldman told Page Six that it was not MJ...nor was it Sloth. Feldman said he was raped by his assistant and that he was still a virg when it happened! OUCH!