Oh My God

Cool tee, Jessica Simpson!



I bet she doesn't get it. Otherwise she would realize that this shirt is offensive to Ashlee who eats Peen Wentz vag all day long.

Chris Brown Rapping

You've probably heard the new remix to Lil Wayne's "A Milli," but you may not have noticed Chris Brown rapping on it!

Breezy comes in at around 1:06. What do you think? Surprisingly good or just awkward? I would offer my opinion, but I'm too blinded by his sexiness to give a fair assessment.

Michael Michael

I realized the other day when I was looking at a picture of Mike Huckabee and thought it was Michael Lohan, that it meant one of two things: I am a pop culture-centric ignoramus who doesn't care at all about politics OR that they actually just look the same after Mike H. lost all that weight. I'm gonna totally go with the latter.

Solange

Though I realize that Solange Knowles will never achieve any sort of success, I have to give her props for her new Neptunes produced song, "I Decided." It's not really all that shitty.



You know what would make this song better though? If Beyonce sang it.

Who dat be?

What happens when you combine Cisco Adler, Johnny Depp, Keith Richards, Justin Bobby, and then subtract anything hot from that equation? The result is EF UP. Ryan Cabrera's current look:

Sexiest AI Winner Ever

OK! Magazine has named David Cook the sexiest "American Idol" winner ever. FALSE.

They clearly forgot to consider my girl Fantasia Burrino.

I've Conjured up Some Promos

Here are some promo pics for the "Half Blood Prince!"


This is from the part in the film where Hermione urges Harry to leave so her and Ron can get down to business, and then Ron tells her, "well, er, really we were thinking maybe, if it was alright with you, we could run a train on you."


This is from the part in the film where Snape is a creeper. Okay, not sure which part exactly that is. Could come at any time.


Spread-eagle Ron.


Wah wah. Brood brood. Angst angst.