Feast Your Eyes

Perfection. And there are more here.

I'm sure Michael Cray was a little upset about Shia's recent shenanigans, but once he saw him ready to shoot this "Transvestites 2" scene, all was forgiven.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go jerk it.

John Legend - DTF

I had high expectations when I heard there was a John Legend video that featured Andre 3000. Then when the video started I realized that it was for John's song "Green Light," which is about him being "reading to go right now" a.k.a. DTF. I'm not gonna lie, John kind of creeps me out in this vid since he's basically on the prowl the entire time. Andre, however, makes everything okay. He dances in the back most of the time, kind of like Jamie from the "Real World: San Diego." Remember that crazy asin biatch, just doin' her thang? Plus, can you see Andre's smile and not feel like you've fallen into a vat of [favorable substance of your choosing]?

Santogold "Lights Out"

Here's Santogold's new video for "Lights Out." The video is pretty awesome even though I felt some vom in my mouth at the end when I was reminded of Zach Braff a la "Garden State." That movie kind of blew, yaaaaa?



Wow. So Hipster Runoff totally made the same observation as me about this video. Does this mean I have to remove this post? Since I've previously linked that blog it obvi looks like I'm a copycat. What the fuck. Well, I guess that means that Santogold should think twice next time she blatantly rips of the side projects of actors from New Jersey who try to be cool/serious, but just ain't. Everybody noticed it, Santi!

The Royal Ronsons

Look at this hot photo shoot from Harper's Bazaar of the Ronson sibs as the Royal Tenenbaums. Sometimes I think about how fucking cool these sibs are and then I remember they are all in their thirties, which is kind of lamesies. Also, it's slightly lamesies that Mark actually used to wear those Chas Tenenbaums adidas warm-up suits like they weren't hilarious. Shit ain't right. Sam is almost outshining her twin, Charlotte, as Gwyneth, no? Luh dat biatch. Sam, I mean. Not Gwyneth who kind of is dead to me since she is still married to Chris Martin who becomes more and more pathetico every day.

Rant Alert

Okay, so fuck trying to be unapologetically mainstream. I can no longer pretend that I possess no cultural snobbery and am just down to rep my consumeristic tendencies to the fullest. Despite my previous blogs about only mainstream topics written with little/no sense of irony, I am in fact a pretentious asshole at heart. And sometimes when things I totally liked become super mainstream, I get a little pissed. Yes, yes, I know that I am little more than what Hipster Runoff would call an "entry level alt" but I can fucking pretend because I go to NYU and this is blog so it's not like you can tell the goddamn difference.

Anyway, the other day my bored ass was browsing bumper stickers ( - 10 scene points for having a Facebook app) and there was one that said "I LIKED M.I.A. BEFORE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS." Okay. What the fuck. For a moment I was like "What the fuck song is 'Pineapple Express'" and then I was like "Oh duh Judd Apatow movie...right. Def gotta see that shit." And my next thought was "It's okay to like those movies even though you usually hate comedies because they are like critcally acclaimed or whatever. Right?" And my next thought was "James Franco...fuckin' SEXXXXX."

But the next phase of my inner monologue was much less pleasant. "Hellooooo, dumb beezy, who made that wackass bumper sticker with MS Paint, I also liked M.I.A. before 'Pineapple Express.' And it was over three years before that stoner com came out and bros started knockin' to that song in their mid-sized SUVs." Plus I was mildly sick of that song by like Sept. '07. I saw that biatch for free at Central Park Summerstage like right after "Arular" came out and even then I was gettin' pissed that she was like in "Spin" magazine.

But like...it's cool because I totally don't care about that shit at all...errrr.


This is M.I.A. of '05. The one who dated Diplo and was not married to some random rich dude whose dad has some sort of music business connection. Did you know she once did not rep 6 inch roots? You didn't? Get out of my blog. Kidding. I will take any readership I can get.

Toyota Winglet WTF

Is a Segway not fucking ridiculous enough for you? Do you feel you need a personal transportation device that will make you look like a douchebag-with-too-much-money-on-your-way-to-Comic Con (a type normally found within the twenty something demographic)? Then look no further than Toyota's new "Winglet" for your ass-carting needs, lazy shit.



Wait, but really...I wouldn't be opposed to taking it out for a little spin.

Sick Video Alert

There is so many reasons to shoot a load from this Hype Williams directed video for the remix of N.E.R.D.'s "Everybody Nose"--Lupe and Kanye among them.