New Harry Potter Trailer

Yeah, so I didn't know that Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince would be scored by the same people who do the soundtrack for Unsolved Mysteries. I also didn't know the trailer would be edited by a 14 year old AV squad member using only iMovie. But that's cool I guess.

New Danity Kane Vid

At first I was relieved that "Damaged" would be replaced by a new single, since I'm getting sick of that shit, but once I saw the new Danity Kane vid, "Bad Girl" I was much less enthused. They sing, "When the red light comes on, I transform." I can only assume that this is a reference to prostitution, which confuses me because I can't imagine a transformation that could make Danity Kane look any more like a group of prozies. Then they would be the Pussycat Dolls. And the video fails to demonstrate much of a change, unless you count an increase in pleather and a bunch of wackass hand-me-down weaves from Destiny's Child a "transformation." Missy Elliot lends her flow to the song, but I still can't get into it.

Shia Arrested Again

Just when you thought he couldn't get any more badass, Shia LaBeouf has been charged with a misdemeanor DUI. Shia [sexily] made an illegal left hand turn and collided with another vehicle while wasted. Don't worry. Shi-guy is fine and his left hand is simply being treated for a minor injury and his passenger - some biatch - had some bumps and bruises. Unfortunately the driver of the other car also suffered minor injuries, but they should know to keep out of his mo'fuckin' way! Henry Jones Junior Junior is comin' through! And boy is he fucked up!

Pharrell Update, As Promised

Pharrell Williams is rumored to have impregnated an unidentified model. He is so private that little more about the situation has been revealed. However, they met this year and the preg beezy apparently travels with him at all times. She is also just about ready to burst. Wonder who dis be.

KEVIN JONAS A FAILURE

The Jonas Brothers are perfect. Except for one giant, flaming flaw--Kevin. (No, I do not consider Nick's jailbait status to be a flaw, but rather a difficult truth.) Watch this disgrace FALL OFF THE STAGE. He makes singer/tambourinist Joe look like a fucking badass. And considering the excessive manscaping they do to Joe's face, that's saying a lot.



Thanks, erbear.

Pharrell a Father?

Pharrell Williams is rumored to have knocked up some girl - unfortunately not me! More details to come.

New Tina Chen!

Watch out Heidi Montag! That hot bitch Tina Chen is back with a new jam and a bangin' new hair cut to steal your title as the most talented singer of all time. With some of her most beautiful vocals yet, Tina has created the greatest Jonas Brother's cover ever (beating even her own JoBro cover of "When You Look Me in the Eyes") in the form of an a cappella masterpiece. The sound quality is amazing and I love the minimalist approach. Did The Neptunes produce this guaranteed hit?

Listen here at her MySpace: myspace.com/tinaecmusic

Hate Crime Alert

Project Runway Season Four loser, Rami Kashou aka Rami Cashew got the shit kicked out of him in West Hollywood. Some one at the club The Abbey "hit that bitch with a bottle!" and he left in an ambulance covered in blood. Someone must have been really offended by his designs or his crappy 'tude (was it perhaps, Victoria Hung?). Or maybe it was because he's a huge gay.

Mike Lohan's Illegit Child

Yeah, bastard child, I bet you would love to meet your hot dyke sister and maybe even the one who has the aging disorder that inspired the movie Jack!

Pharrell, Julian, Santogold Converse Clip

Produced By Pharrell - Santogold, Julian Casablancas, N.E.R.D.


Here's the Converse commercial with Pharrell, Santogold, and Julian Casablancas. It features the song "Drive Thru," which is probably the best song on the new N.E.R.D album. The video is overall pretty sweet, except that Julian creeps me out because he looks like a really greasy lesbian with thick and luscious thighs. Just sayin'.

I Said Nooo Nooo No

Uh ohhhh. Do what you have to do MK, but please don't stop ACTING like a drug addled cray cray. And if possible, don't stop doing coke because you might gain weight and look less fabbity fab fab.

For the 5 of you who read this page...

Please excuse the poor appearance. I'm trying to develop a new layout, but I am lazy so this will take some time.

What do gay horses eat?

HAAAAAAAAAY.



No, this picture was not taken during the production of a Heath-less sequel to BBack Mountain, in which Jack Twist is found alive, living a new life as a gay equestrian (Hollywood, stay away from my ideas, unless compensation is involved). It's actually just a candid shot of Jake Gyllenhaal--a real life gay equestrian.

Sexy, Suave Democrats