Pharrell Yeah!

Here's a picture of Pharrell sweated to perfection, in case you were afraid you would never be able to become aroused again in a post-Verne Troyer sex tape world.

Hot Combo

Kanye and Marc Jacobs. Posted on his blog. Yeeeeeee.

Amy Possibly Not Wasted at Nelson Mandela Event

Amy Winehouse totally pulled through at the Nelson Mandela tribute! Except for the minor microphone snafu at the beginning, the bitch fuckin' ruled and was not (visibly) under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Remember this day, as a true miracle has ocurred!



Makin' me proud, Amy!

MK on Letterman

OMG I love this bitch. Look at Mary-Kate on David Letterman. Could she be any cooler/hotter? Making fun of Spencer Pratt certainly helped. My only suggstion is that she maybe should have blown a few more lines before she came on. She seemed a bit drowsy.

Nasty!

God on earth. Is Benji Madden trying to look like a penis? The newly shaved head is enough, but getting gripped by Paris Hilton makes him appear even more phallic.

Agyness Deyn and Al Hamm Jr.!

Supermodel Agyness Deyn is dating the fourth most attractive Stroke, Albert Hammond Jr.! Actually, I'm gonna bump him up to number three since Julian has been lookin' rough these days. My ninth grade self would kill me for saying that! The two were spotted in New York riding bikes together--a sure sign that they are getting it on. Also, the hipster scum were seen sucking face on the red carpet at the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Michael Jackson Did NOT Rape Corey Feldman

Childstar turned Adultdouchebag, Corey Feldman revealed on his reality show, The Two Coreys, that he was raped at the age of 14. On the bromance centered show, Feldman yelled at Corey Haime for maintaining a friendship with the rapist even though he knew of the incident.

Obviously, everyone jumped the conclusion that Jacko had raped C.F., but Feldman told Page Six that it was not MJ...nor was it Sloth. Feldman said he was raped by his assistant and that he was still a virg when it happened! OUCH!

New Heidi Montag Single!

This is probably the best song I've heard since Aqua's "Barbie Girl." Love the part where she rattles off designers' names in a deaf person's voice. Ohhhhh...she's supposed to be speaking in a French accent? Could have sworn that was a deaf accent...Wait a second! Is Heidi not deaf? No excuse for this song then!

Hope the video is up to par with "Higher!" I'm not counting on it though as that Spencer Pratt directed clip with an estimated budget of $1.75 was a cinematic triumph.

Badassssssss

Shia got busted smoking again, and I don't just mean figuratively. I mean literally! The sexy, sexy man was busted smoking a cigarette in the bathroom of Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum because the pesky smoke detector went off. He was filming Transformers 2, so naturally, he was a little stressed out. It's hard work being that hot in real life, let alone for the camera! Luckily he wasn't actually arrested this time and just had to face a stern lecture from authorities. I guess the police in Wash, D.C. had bigger fish to fry.



Yum yum yum.

Meth Addiction Causes Dog-like Aging

According to scholarly resource Wikipedia, Fergie is 33. However, these pictures from the Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch suggest that she is not a day over 65...and a half!

Taking Bromance to the Next Level

Oh My God

Cool tee, Jessica Simpson!



I bet she doesn't get it. Otherwise she would realize that this shirt is offensive to Ashlee who eats Peen Wentz vag all day long.

Chris Brown Rapping

You've probably heard the new remix to Lil Wayne's "A Milli," but you may not have noticed Chris Brown rapping on it!

Breezy comes in at around 1:06. What do you think? Surprisingly good or just awkward? I would offer my opinion, but I'm too blinded by his sexiness to give a fair assessment.

Michael Michael

I realized the other day when I was looking at a picture of Mike Huckabee and thought it was Michael Lohan, that it meant one of two things: I am a pop culture-centric ignoramus who doesn't care at all about politics OR that they actually just look the same after Mike H. lost all that weight. I'm gonna totally go with the latter.

Solange

Though I realize that Solange Knowles will never achieve any sort of success, I have to give her props for her new Neptunes produced song, "I Decided." It's not really all that shitty.



You know what would make this song better though? If Beyonce sang it.

Who dat be?

What happens when you combine Cisco Adler, Johnny Depp, Keith Richards, Justin Bobby, and then subtract anything hot from that equation? The result is EF UP. Ryan Cabrera's current look:

Sexiest AI Winner Ever

OK! Magazine has named David Cook the sexiest "American Idol" winner ever. FALSE.

They clearly forgot to consider my girl Fantasia Burrino.

I've Conjured up Some Promos

Here are some promo pics for the "Half Blood Prince!"


This is from the part in the film where Hermione urges Harry to leave so her and Ron can get down to business, and then Ron tells her, "well, er, really we were thinking maybe, if it was alright with you, we could run a train on you."


This is from the part in the film where Snape is a creeper. Okay, not sure which part exactly that is. Could come at any time.


Spread-eagle Ron.


Wah wah. Brood brood. Angst angst.